So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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