i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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