I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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