Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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