i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
do nipples grow back?
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