I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
