Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
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