You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Randomize
