just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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