My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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