so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Randomize
