I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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