if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Randomize
