I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
