I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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