i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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