i was rollin on her like bob the builder
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Randomize
