He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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