check it out our google latitudes are spooning
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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