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Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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