He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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