i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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