Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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