I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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