Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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