nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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