i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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