Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
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