wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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