I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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