Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
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