So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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