Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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