You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I looked at my own cervix.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
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