Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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