she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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