Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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