i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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