Dude my mom stole all your condoms
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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