Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
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