If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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