physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
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