**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
what if I'm pregnant?
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I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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