i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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