But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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