Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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