Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Randomize
