Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
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