it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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