Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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