Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
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